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Petra

Age: 148.3212 Lunar Cycles
Hair: Red
Eyes: Purple
Height: 5'3''
Go to lie:  "no, I'm not hungry" 
Pet Peeves: The linear progression of time 

Social Skills: N/A 
Best Friend: Hermes
Best HUMAN friend: Scout 
Theme Song:  Every Phil Collins song from the "Tarzan" Soundtrack 
Greatest Fear:  A soggy fish fry 
Mortal enemy: Scout 
Grooming level: Recently bathed 
Primary Instinct: Roll with the punches  
Annoying Habits: Knows your weakness 
Coping Mechanism: Hot dogs 
Least favorite Sound? 2012-2018 stadium country music 
What's in their pockets right now? A loose Rangoon, a raw chunk pure lithium and a can do attitude. 

 

Scout

Age: 29

Hair: Dyed 

Eyes: Blue 

Height: 5'8''

Go to lie: Clearance Level : REDACTED

Pet Peeves: Petra's reputation as an irreverent problem solver

Social Skills: REDACTED

Best Friend: Her Rifle 

Best HUMAN Friend: REDACTED

Theme Song: Silence

Greatest Fear: Sand

Mortal enemy: Petra

Grooming level: Practical 

Primary Instinct: Follow the plan

Annoying Habits: Follows the plan

Coping Mechanism: Following the plan

Least favorite Sound? Every Phil Collins song from the "Tarzan" Soundtrack 

What's in their pockets right now? Orange slices in a zip-lock bag for Petra 

Hassan

Age: 15
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Go to lie: "Anglice non loqur"
Pet Peeves: Plebeians
Social Skills: Language based social-Chameleon
Best Friend: His Father
Theme Song: Bach suite No.1 G major
Greatest Fear: Not finding his father's killer 
Mortal enemy: The rongo-rongo script 
Grooming level: Business Casual 
Primary Instinct: don't trust the Government
Annoying Habits: Actually has an answer for everything
Coping Mechanism: translating Egyptian hieroglyphics
Least favorite Sound? improper conjugation 
What's in their pockets right now? His Fathers favorite Ballpoint Pen

Farid

Age: Mid 30's
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Go to lie: I'm sure Petra will bring

Roxalana (his moped) back in one piece!
Pet Peeves:  a low thread count
Social Skills: overbearing exuberance and a devilish charm
Best Friend: Hermes

Best HUMAN Friend : Himself
Theme Song: The recitation of his own poetry
Greatest Fear: Negative feedback
Mortal enemy: Mohanned (His Butler)
Grooming level: Considerate 
Primary Instinct: "Diffuse the bomb"
Annoying Habits: Bravado and no boundaries  
Coping Mechanism: cooking and furiously crafting dresses
Least favorite Sound? Petra:"Can I borrow Roxalana?"
What's in their pockets right now? A custom made lint roller, A portable sewing kit and Treats for Hermes and/or Petra

Ren

Age: 30

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel/Auburn

Height: 5'11''

Go to lie: The ends Justify the means

Pet Peeves: Technology

Social Skills: Assassin

Best Friend: Silence 

Theme Song: "Nothing, theme songs are for children"

Greatest Fear: Sobering up

Mortal enemy: Amaterasu

Grooming level: Business Casual

Primary Instinct: Do no harm

Annoying Habits: Stalwart moral compass 

Coping Mechanism: solitude

Least favorite Sound? Public Toilets

What's in their pockets right now? A rubber band and a tiny rolled up piece of paper (for emergencies)

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